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Drunk Woodcutter

Window2026· Expected 2026

Not out yet. Links go to store / wishlist pages, not checkout.

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Chop wood, drink beer, hack yourself in the kneecaps. An absurdly escalating woodsplitting sim where booze makes you stronger, and upgrades only get more ridiculous.

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Platform / regionDateStatus
Web browserApr 10, 2026Confirmed
PC (Microsoft Windows)2026Window

Developer ElSchorscho

SimulationIndie

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